holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

(via jasminecesareo)

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anima—mia:


“You come beating like moth’s wings, spastic and violently.”

Um, no. This thing is freaking terrifying, I’d go screaming spastic and violently if this thing came in to my personal space.

anima—mia:

“You come beating like moth’s wings, spastic and violently.”

Um, no. This thing is freaking terrifying, I’d go screaming spastic and violently if this thing came in to my personal space.

(Source: the-moth-princess)

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youremydirtydisease:

crrrash:

  • you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
  • something is always touching you
  • you can always see your nose
  • your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
  • you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
  • you can’t imagine a new colour

this ruined my life

(via thehomosexualmgmttrain)

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Can my fan stop making dub step noises

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ic0nsf0rg00d:

like if u save :)

(via hellyesfosterthepeople)

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spooksolo:

SPEAKING O FRIENDS

THIS ONE TIME I WAS BANNED FROM GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE FOR YELLING FUCK

SO I TOOK OFF MY GLASSES AND CAME BACK THE NEXT DAY TO HANG OUT USING THE NAME JOEY WHEELER

HIS PARENTS NEVER KNEW

AND I WAS OVER AS ME THE NEXT WEEK AND THEY ASKED HIM WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JOEY

(via carried-away-from-you)

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thepensivebrony:

tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

This will be my senior quote

(via goldensalamanders)

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Can somebody please make a tag called ian hultquist looking pissed off

shikarego:

FUCK WHOEVER CANCELLED THIS SHOW

(Source: vesperatom, via be-kind-unwind)

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